So what'll it be, pardner?

Carmen Miranda

Ultra fruity pale ale with pineapple, passion fruit, and orange!
6%% ABV

Sandy

Tasty dry-hopped American wheat ale.
5%% ABV

Emotional Support Beer

Local, lo-cal IPA with huge hop flavor.
4.8%% ABV

Trop Top

Tropical pale ale
6%% ABV

Doin' Good

5%% ABV

Nudie Suit

Big malt flavor and body meet a flashy American hop bitterness in our robust porter.
5.5%% ABV

2017 Ultimate MILF

The 2017 vintage of our barrel aged imperial stout.
11%% ABV

2018 Ultimate MILF

The 2018 vintage of our beloved barrel aged imperial stout.
11%% ABV

Sour Masochist

Dry hopped American sour, 2019's Ales for ALS beer, with $1 per pint benefitting the ALS Therapy Institute.
4.8%% ABV

Bourbon Barrel Aged Materfamilias

The single bourbon barrel aged component of our beloved imperial stout, Materfamilias.
11%% ABV

Winter Grind

The original, baby: the coffee-est coffee stout maybe ever.
6%% ABV

Chugsuckle Brunch

The latest take on our augmented New England IPA, with peach, maple syrup, and cinnamon.
6%% ABV

Velvet Suit

Our Nudie Suit porter with the smooth creamy mouthfeel of a nitro beer.
5.5%% ABV

Step Dude

American Lager
5%% ABV

Sunshine Chugsuckle

NE Coast IPA. Just a drop on the tongue to take a trip of riotous hop flavor and aroma.
6% ABV

Great Cobra Scare of '53

Ozarks Style Ale. Refreshing wheat with just a little bite on the back end.
4.8% ABV

Lil' Helper

An immaculately balanced and drinkable American IPA.
7% ABV

Three Blind Mice

For our money, the most sessionable Brown Ale in bottles.
5.5% ABV

Flip Cider

Off gluten? Just don't dig beer? We got you. Semi-sweet, fizzy, and tangy hard cider.
5.5%% ABV

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